One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

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One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

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tribesports:

The Sexy Leg Workout is designed to improve your muscular endurance in your legs and core. By using your body weight as resistance you’ll feel the benefit in your glutes, lower abs, lower back, quads, hamstrings and calves - all in all you’ll have sexy legs!

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tribesports:

The Sexy Leg Workout is designed to improve your muscular endurance in your legs and core. By using your body weight as resistance you’ll feel the benefit in your glutes, lower abs, lower back, quads, hamstrings and calves - all in all you’ll have sexy legs!

workoutfeind:

So you will know what I mean when I say “crunch set”.

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workoutfeind:

So you will know what I mean when I say “crunch set”.

pleatedjeans:

“accidental” wrong link on a final research paper. via

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pleatedjeans:

“accidental” wrong link on a final research paper. via

9gag:

My 2 year old boy and his friend. 👫

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9gag:

My 2 year old boy and his friend. 👫

collegehumor:

8 Truly Terrible TV Shows That Were on the Air Longer Than Arrested Development

In honor of the return of Arrested Development, and the recent news that a lot of your favorite shows have probably been canceled this year, let us celebrate the shows that made it. The shows that were so exquisitely terrible that they got to stay on the air forever. You won’t believe what the last one is.

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collegehumor:

8 Truly Terrible TV Shows That Were on the Air Longer Than Arrested Development

In honor of the return of Arrested Development, and the recent news that a lot of your favorite shows have probably been canceled this year, let us celebrate the shows that made it. The shows that were so exquisitely terrible that they got to stay on the air forever. You won’t believe what the last one is.

brahimou92:

Lol #fun #women

AHHHHH OFFENDED 

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brahimou92:

Lol #fun #women

AHHHHH OFFENDED 

thatdopepage:

lmfao

<3

loverlyjessica:

Oh. My. God. O_O

Mind BLOWN!

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loverlyjessica:

Oh. My. God. O_O

Mind BLOWN!

justnotquitemyself:

EXCUSE ME COMING THROUGH

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justnotquitemyself:

EXCUSE ME COMING THROUGH

gabriel92:

Story of my life lol #funny #lol #ouch #hurts

AHHHHHH!

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gabriel92:

Story of my life lol #funny #lol #ouch #hurts

AHHHHHH!